Rubbing yourself up against a dink or giner is good for having an
orgasm, but all too often these organs of pleasure are attached to a
human being who may end up causing you trouble, strife, or, worst of
all, LOSS OF MONEY! Our buds at Vice present you with their findings in Oh, Ooh, Ooooh, Oooooof! The Technology of Teenage Kicks!

The Baloney Sofa.
Sandwich bag filled with hand lotion.
Baguette with jelly.
Mattress with a hole cut in the middle filled with Vaseline.
Shop vac.
Our buddies at Vice put together a feature called The Technology of Teenage Kicks. It’s a guide to six do-it-yourself jerk-off techniques, each rated for effectiveness, difficulty and kink factor.
Check out the full article at Viceland.com!