Parody of Selena Gomez’s “Love You Like A Love Song,” entitled “Love You Like A Big Schlong.” Willam Belli from RuPaul's Drag Race basically making a softcore gay porn video.
http://www.mikediamondonline.com A long time ago, in an outer space dungeon far, far away... 'Extra Intestinal', an homage to Katy Perry's 'Extra Terrestrial'
Mike Diamond featuring MC Matinga
LYRICS:
You've got...your own sling Lots and lots of Crisco, and you're into disco Your touch: pulverizing Feel like I am gagging Is my sphincter sagging?
They say: be afraid! You're not like the others, you can't meet my mother ooh bitch- I say hey! They don't understand you
You're from a handballing world A rectal dimension You open my eye... And I'm ready to go, but turn off the lights
Fist me fff fist me Fill me with your knuckles My colon will buckle
Break me, b-b-break me Fill me with your lovin'. Stick the rubber glove in
Boy- you're such a kinky bitch You make my booty twitch It's quite unnatural Extra Intestinal
Like a high colonic Total excavation, culo inflamation Your wrist - is so thick My future is tragic
You're from a whole other world I'm guessing Uranus Red cabbage tonight And the rose is in bloom, I'm no longer tight
Fist me fff fist me Nevermind the munching, just get to the punchin' Gape me, marble cake me Push it to the elbow, never mind the smell though
Oy, you're such an alien Work that horse speculum Toss in a basketball Extra intestinal
Are you fucking mental? Bitch that's not a rental Are you Kareem Abdul Jabaar?
Think you've punctured my spleen Will I be a diaper queen? You just broke my sugar walls
I got a dirty mind - I could fist for days I'm tryna dip my arm, in your butt ok?
I'm a legend I'm demented, I'm a Revlon fingers so far u-u-u-up
I could fit a tru-u-uck
Welcome to the Thunderdome Amyl nitrate fantasy
Punching out ya pink sock; oh the inhumanity! Callin' me a fisting top, gonna make your booty plop
Gonna wreck your hole till ya scream out "Shalom Shabbat!"
Fist me fff fist me fill me with your fingers ooh that burning lingers
Take me, shake and bake me better grab a towel oops there go my bowels
You're my Guynocologist You work me with me with your fist poppers seem natural Extra intestinal Extra intestinal Extra intestinal
Illegal alien Please bring penicillin Fist fucking carnival Extra intestinal
Video Directed by Mike Radakovich Edited by Nigel Winterbottom
Featuring CB Kirby, Mr. Eagle NYC 2011 Brian Mills Nick Stryker
Special Thanks To: Jeff Goodman Mr. Fire Island Leather, 2004 Andrew Talley SoundTakT Music Daniel Nardicio